How Do You Feel About Sharks?

Um, I don’t want to be offensive, but sharks are not really my problem. You should watch that depressing documentary with the little blonde chick from Heroes.

I’m about 80% mercury anyway. They want to put me in their school lunches, mazel tov, but don’t be surprised when the porn gets even weirder in ten to twenty years, okay?

I’ll probably accidentally beach myself long before that happens. Fuckin’ sonar.